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Art Tag
If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining.
the kawaii gatsby
(via ribboneesta)
POKEMON
WHERE PEOPLE CRY ABOUT FINALLY BEING ABLE TO SIT ON BENCHES
Gone were the days where we place the Trainer on chairs and pretend they’re actually sitting.
(via clippie)
Today at work, I wore this pretty form-fitting outfit because well… because I can. And a woman, probably in her mid to late 30s asks me… “Can I ask you a question without purposely trying to offend you?” Of course I said she could and then she asks me… “Do you feel comfortable in what you’re wearing?” and I kind of confusedly answered that I did feel comfortable in what I was wearing. She then asked “Even though it’s extremely… form-fitting?” And I said “Especially because it’s form fitting.” She then told me that she thought I looked beautiful but asked how I was so comfortable, as a full-figured woman, wearing something tight. And I simply answered “Because I love my body. I love my shape. I love who I am. It took me a long time to be okay with what kind of body I have but now I love it and if I choose to change it, I can. If I don’t choose to, then I won’t. Sure, I have things I don’t like about myself but overall I can’t say I’m disappointed in the way I look or feel in the clothes I choose to wear.”
She then called me her “She-Hero” and bought an outfit just like the one I was wearing.
This is why I love my job.
THAT WAS NOT THE ENDING I WAS EXPECTING A+
(via majatek)
somebody do this in a kermit voice
Okay here.
OH MY GIODSOPGPFHD
It’s always weed. Don’t you lie to me you green pig-fucking bastard.
(via evilplotting)
the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense
why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza
everyone likes pizza
i think u need to reread
(via thetsunamifan)
I just had the greatest conversation ever on omegle
i didnt even mean to reconnect but then this happened
(via thetsunamifan)
hey guys I made a helpful thing
Am I allowed to bring back my own post because I posted this before my follower explosion and I’ve seen a few people worrying about this since then so here you go
BLESS
YOU
KIND
SOUL
(via theunfler)
one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing
i guess you cracked up
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
(via fluffy-elephants)
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
(via princeofhopefulness)
Once in my drama class, our teacher was making us play a game and he was saying ‘never block an impulse. If you have an impulse to do something, i want you to do it’ and so we were all like okay and all of a sudden my boyfriend walks across the circle and grabs my boob and we got sent outside to ‘sort out our shit’
(via fatassbuttburger)
